deputy winston quotes

(to paul, at the cabin)
morning, son. deputy winston, bunyan county sherriff's department.

you got a lady friend, huh? yeah, i bet you like to party... with the ladies.

(to karen) howdy, ma'am. everything's fine. go on back inside, have yourself a big 40, just party.

(to paul)
oh, daddy, man. what're you talkin' about leavin' for? you gotta stay and party.

it's like when you go to a new town, right, and you're the new guy? all the girls see you walkin' down the street... they all know you got five pounds of danglin' meat, they're lookin' for no commitment. you understand what i'm sayin'?

you're top priority. you're the party man! do you realize how many great parties we're going to have?

fortune's shined on you, brother, i know where all the big parties are at.

(to girl at party) here, have a big beer. come on, drink up. you've got some sexy hair, you know that? you got sexy shoes, too.

(into walkie-talkie) yeah, man, i copy. i'm still looking for that underage booze party.